New member regretfully posts that his car has been stolen by someone with a fake ID that took a permanent test drive.
Describes vehicle and thief.

The thief was spotted by a forum member at Chinook mall, member recognizes stolen vehicle as described in this post.
Snaps pictures, posts on beyond. Even in a city of 1 million people, thief is spotted within hours due to internet exposure.

Thief is found on facebook using said pictures, recognized by multiple members

Full name, address, and workplace is found via facebook

Multiple forum members drive to known address at 2:30am, car is parked outside.
Dude peeks out the window, sees posse, gets scared.

Car disappears at some point.

Another member drives by later, finds car. Boxes car in, calls cops, calls rightful owner

People notice he has a claw hand... Hilarity ensues

Cops show up 2 hours later, pictures and youtube video posted of stolen car, and Dr. Claw the failed car thief getting arrested

Car is now safe at home, back up for sale, with a new test drive policy. Bonus: Thief leaves $22 in change, and a shitty wanksta hat. Link is passed around to virtually every forum worldwide within hours, checking in to show community support. Appears on front page of digg.com.

News story to be featured on local news tonight (CTV?)